Yesterday, I dropped off DS2 at school……..all was going swimmingly until DH dropped by the classroom to wave goodbye. Before entering the classroom, DS2 spun round and  shouted ‘Goodbye Stinky Bottom’ (and yes, it sounded like the words started with caps!).  Everyone heard it……I wanted to die.  Then his new buddy turned to his mum and shouted the same farewell.  Could it possibly get worse?!!!

I could sense the horror of most of the mums, especially those mums of the little princesses in the class!  Thankfully we are only a few weeks into the school year, and most of us can’t yet match the kids to the parents….otherwise DS2 may have been branded the class deliquent and me, the worst mother in reception!!!